this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2025
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You can't park there, mate

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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).

Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.

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[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Shocking to see there's no "this is my hole" comments yet.

Edit: changed to be italicized, didn't want to stand out...

[–] hikaru755@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Context for the uninitiated: https://mediachomp.com/the-enigma-of-amigara-fault-manga/

Great little horror story. Read at your peril

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro, read the room and italicise that shit...

[–] hikaru755@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

respect

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

bad Superman The Movie memories

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Because supes can fly fast enough to turn back time but not fast enough to punch two nuclear missiles

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So far, every response to this post has been italicized, which is a fact I find amusing.

edit: I'm grateful to almost everyone in the thread for maintaining the trend.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago

You can't park there, mate!

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

It got tired and wanted a nap

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

A hole made for it!

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

could almost just pave right over that bad boy. Good as new.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] MrPoletki@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

Nature: Reverse out of this, motherfucker.