I didn’t hear no bell.
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he's looking to bite back
a female Galapagos shark
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up (Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater
Though sharks don't really like us, we are too boney.
Oh yeah? Well I don't like how needly their fishy bones are either!
Sharks don't have bones.
You replied to a 2 month old comment, sounds like you have a bone to pick.
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I'll find it, but I won't kill it. Now, what about my dynamite?
"I wonder if it remembers me"
Esteban was eaten!