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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I'm good on absurdity for now, thanks.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I’ll take an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET THEM OFF MY SKIN FEELS LIKE FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH if they have it

Edit: and a juicebox

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Legal psychedelics

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

I can get you halfway there.

[–] JayFonduh@lemmy.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wuh-oh

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Livin on a prayer

[–] cactus_head@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

If you find my sanity, that would be nice

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

4D Baja Blast diet pls

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

About three fiddy.