Trotsky would (briefly) have a non-canonical defiant Pikachu 
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2025
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They’re all capitalists man
Lenin: literally every cat pokemon.
Stalin: Tinkaton and Scizor heading up a partially balanced lineup of other mixed steel types.
Che: Cyclizar and Chansey.
Zizek: Galarian Zigzagoon and five Trubbishes.
i dont know enough abt pokemon to do this bit but theres gotta be a case for Rosa & Karl as Team Rocket? idk what team rocket actually does besides being queer icons
they steal pokemon and exploit those stolen pokemon, their motto in the Team Rocket HQ in Gold/Silver and the remakes is literally "Steal Pokémon for profit. Exploit Pokémon for profit. All Pokémon exist for the glory of Team Rocket"
Jesse & James are literally the 
of Team Rocket lmao (not counting Team Rainbow Rocket, Ghetsis and Lysandre are obviously queer icons)
Steal Pokémon for profit. Exploit Pokémon for profit. All Pokémon exist for the glory of Team Rocket
okay but maybe the pocket monsters are bourgeoisie
In a Mystery Dungeon scenario Enver Hoxha would be Turtwig and Mao Zedong would be a Tepig
Feinberg would have Tinkaton I think.
Posadas would have a team built around 5 Pokémon that can use explosion and a Finizen.