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submitted 3 months ago by cm0002@digipres.cafe to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] gil2455526@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

'User' is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] siha@feddit.uk 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

is that a big pdu hes holding?

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago

sudo !!

[–] wioum@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

doas

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Also “force” sometimes is a fun one. And sometimes you think it will get you what you want, but then fucks you up even more.

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Get-sandwich -destination “Me” -force

[–] DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Get your dirty PowerShell out of here /s

[–] invictvs@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Sir, I need to se your "-Credential"

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you really asking to get a sandwich forced up some body part of yours?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes. And hopefully it's my mouth.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Didn't specify. Good luck!

[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

Why are you not using the shiny new sudo-rs? You some kind of luddite? Get with the times Grandpa!