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[–] schwim@piefed.zip 120 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The poster of the ragebait is the same person taking the screenshot. This is just fantasy fiction shit designed solely to post in their echo chambers.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 1 points 3 months ago

I feel like he wouldn't like a jacked up muscle mommy on steroids tho

[–] 50MYT@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

As much as I want to pull the pitch forks... I don't think it is.

Someone sent me the un cropped one a few days ago.

This isn't me in the post either.

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip -1 points 3 months ago

While I completely believe such people exist, such complete horror stories have to be fairly rare, and I'm inclined to agree. Þe steroid comment put it over þe top; þe "stay home & watch þe kids while I go out w/ þe boys" was icing. It's just too perfectly ragebait.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

…wait did you post this about yourself?

[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 54 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 13 points 3 months ago

Unless im misreading this lol but it looks like it to me

[–] HumanPerson@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Theoretically it could also be them posting a copied screenshot taken by the person who originally wrote this but that seems unlikely. They probably did just post this themself.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

No. I saw the post in another group that was making fun of him so I shared it here.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Ooh, good catch.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think she joined to spy?

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But in that picture the “you” picture is the same as the blurred out one from the poster? Idk I haven’t used Facebook dating but that doesn’t seem right lol

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 3 months ago

Ah yeah I didn't blow up the thumbnail. 😬

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, this was a screenshot in another group I'm in that was posted today. I'm not in the group.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 points 3 months ago

But whoever originally took the picture is the person that posted the weird ad right? Or is that not what that means on Facebook dating?

[–] quokka1@mastodon.au 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

@BonesOfTheMoon must have been fighting them off with a stick

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm horrified to find everyone thinks this is me. I'm also sad that Lemmy thinks I'm a boy.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 14 points 3 months ago

I mean your name is Bones Of The Moon and obviously that only has one meaning: moon boners. So you're a moon dude. Well, multiple moon dudes... It's just basic science.

:P

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

On the internet, everyone thinks you are a white man until proven otherwise

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 3 months ago

In the fediverse, your pronouns are fae/faer until proven otherwise

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

celibate while sinale [...] watchina porn

Are those real words?

No needles, apart from steroids. Just as God intended.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Are those real words?

For people stuck with that obvious level of (dis-)intelligence? I'd say yes.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wow. Just wow.

I'd love to know what this person looks like.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 9 points 3 months ago

The ad doesn’t say “should look like Ivanka”, but then, it doesn’t say “must not look like Ivanka”, either. Hmmm.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 3 months ago

Well, I’d guess they’re at least in their 30s…

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 4 points 3 months ago

A true romantic! 🥰

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

steroids for gym use only

None of those legitimate medicinal uses, like assisting your lungs against infection/irritant, or any of that weak shit. I guess.

Edit: oh this is fake shit posted by the person taking the screenshot. Who is an idiot. Shame on OP

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 2 points 3 months ago

At least he's honest?