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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 35 points 11 months ago

It's not just natural and compostable - it's incredibly and unimaginably eco friendly, super carbon negative, has positive effects on people's lives, and morally such a positive yearly habit (/ritual/tradition) that instantly cures depression & guarantees the best afterlife (or no afterlife for those who had enough).

[-] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 28 points 11 months ago

You keep talking but never do anything.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 25 points 11 months ago

So what you're saying is I'm all chatter, no splatter?

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 14 points 11 months ago

If only someone would always post the location of billionares and their planes and yachts

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I mean how am I supposed to capture a flying jet?

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 11 points 11 months ago

There are ways XD

[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

may i introduce to you: handheld guided surface-to-air missiles

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

A hobby drone carrying a few feet of steel cable flown into the engine intakes as it takes off or lands?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 18 points 11 months ago

Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

You're sending really mixed signals.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 11 months ago

I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

But not mixed amendments and soil signals? Just checking.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 17 points 11 months ago

Can I exchange them for carbon credits? A single one is probably better than quute a huge forrest!

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago

Asking for a friend!

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

this is great. but shouldn't we also fix the system that allows billionaires to exist?

[-] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 11 months ago

then how are se going continue to get etically harvested human bones?

[-] Suspicious@lemmy.wtf 6 points 11 months ago

You think the billionaires will stand by and let you do that?

[-] semperverus@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

One thing I've always wondered is why people keep parroting "eat the rich" and say they actually mean it when you ask, but not a single story about someone actually doing it comes up. When is someone going to actually follow through?

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

They taste like fossil fuels, I don't recommend it tbh

[-] apolo399@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I don't know if you want a serious answer but here you go: it has to be something done in massive numbers to shift the power balance towards the people and away from the billionaires, else it's just an individual killing a poor father of three or whatever sob story they'd like to tell that happened to be a CEO

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

They taste horrible is the issue

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago

Tell me you would seriously eat that! elon-musk-69

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 11 months ago

Yeah, it's like eating ass, you don't really do it.

Unless you're a dirty, dirty boy.

[-] Blapoo@lemmy.ml -1 points 11 months ago

When tax reform is passed to remove caps and tax stock buybacks aggressively.

So never

[-] daftantimony@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Any tips for removing the meat and bleaching the bones?

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

Step 1: make them mine for coal until they stop moving.

[-] Cosmocrat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago

Not coal, make them clean up every piece of litter until they collapse.

[-] KillAllPoorPeople@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Leave it out for a few days and let the coyotes have at it.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
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[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Lots of politicians out there free to use too.

[-] General_P29@lemmings.world 2 points 11 months ago
[-] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

You're gonna have to dive really deep to recover said natural bones

[-] TheGreatePickle@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[-] cybermass@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

Let's hear them out

[-] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 0 points 11 months ago

I get so distracted whenever the subject of bones comes up.

[-] icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works -1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I whant to upvote but we are a t 420 upvotes and i dont whant to be a party pooper

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