1005
submitted 1 year ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml
top 41 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago

It's not just natural and compostable - it's incredibly and unimaginably eco friendly, super carbon negative, has positive effects on people's lives, and morally such a positive yearly habit (/ritual/tradition) that instantly cures depression & guarantees the best afterlife (or no afterlife for those who had enough).

[-] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago

You keep talking but never do anything.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 year ago

So what you're saying is I'm all chatter, no splatter?

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

If only someone would always post the location of billionares and their planes and yachts

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I mean how am I supposed to capture a flying jet?

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

There are ways XD

[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

may i introduce to you: handheld guided surface-to-air missiles

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

A hobby drone carrying a few feet of steel cable flown into the engine intakes as it takes off or lands?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 year ago

Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

You're sending really mixed signals.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 year ago

I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

But not mixed amendments and soil signals? Just checking.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago

Can I exchange them for carbon credits? A single one is probably better than quute a huge forrest!

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Asking for a friend!

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

this is great. but shouldn't we also fix the system that allows billionaires to exist?

[-] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago

then how are se going continue to get etically harvested human bones?

[-] Suspicious@lemmy.wtf 6 points 1 year ago

You think the billionaires will stand by and let you do that?

[-] semperverus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

One thing I've always wondered is why people keep parroting "eat the rich" and say they actually mean it when you ask, but not a single story about someone actually doing it comes up. When is someone going to actually follow through?

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

They taste like fossil fuels, I don't recommend it tbh

[-] apolo399@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I don't know if you want a serious answer but here you go: it has to be something done in massive numbers to shift the power balance towards the people and away from the billionaires, else it's just an individual killing a poor father of three or whatever sob story they'd like to tell that happened to be a CEO

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

They taste horrible is the issue

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Tell me you would seriously eat that! elon-musk-69

Yeah, it's like eating ass, you don't really do it.

Unless you're a dirty, dirty boy.

[-] Blapoo@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 year ago

When tax reform is passed to remove caps and tax stock buybacks aggressively.

So never

[-] daftantimony@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Any tips for removing the meat and bleaching the bones?

Step 1: make them mine for coal until they stop moving.

[-] Cosmocrat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

Not coal, make them clean up every piece of litter until they collapse.

[-] KillAllPoorPeople@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Leave it out for a few days and let the coyotes have at it.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 0 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://youtube.com/@AntsCanada?si=EeI-P544hSHuWbw8

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Lots of politicians out there free to use too.

[-] General_P29@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

You're gonna have to dive really deep to recover said natural bones

[-] TheGreatePickle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] cybermass@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Let's hear them out

[-] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

I get so distracted whenever the subject of bones comes up.

[-] icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I whant to upvote but we are a t 420 upvotes and i dont whant to be a party pooper

this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
1005 points (97.5% liked)

Memes

45572 readers
1532 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS