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[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 56 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 47 points 3 months ago

It would be rude to say no.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

You just gonna post this without telling us the name of the convention and maybe one or two of the nearby booths?

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 14 points 3 months ago

D.A.R.E taught me to say no to strangers offering me drugs, but come on, I grew up with Tokyo Mew Mew

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Chivalry is not dead.

[–] BartyDeCanter 10 points 3 months ago

I see nothing wrong with this.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

that's honestly fucking hilarious

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

this is the "evil" that is being used to justify regime change in Venezuela

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Tokyo Mew New is literally Chinese Hamas in Venezuala.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The only ones who could get me to do cocaine with then is Team Rocket.

Would be their unicorn.