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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's no way in hell I'm going to be allowed into the U.S.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's no way in hell I'm going to ~~be allowed into~~ the U.S.

Here FTFY.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

Oh I had no intentions of going to that third world country.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He already got the Pope, you could be next!

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Will never not hear “but boss”

[–] Trashcan@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

"How to ruin your tourist economy in 1 easy step"

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Thank you 

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They're gonna run your profile through AI aren't they?

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're going to run it through data Google, Microsoft and/or Apple has on you.

Depends on which devices you use the most.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/12/apple-admits-to-secretly-giving-governments-push-notification-data/

[–] HurlingDurling@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] end_stage_ligma@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

On one hand, your data might be safe. On the other, they'll call you a terrorist and unperson you.

If you use it right. Depending on the apps you use, they might still use Google Cloud Messaging.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Palantir, you bet?

[–] HurlingDurling@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Its now 12 years BTW

[–] daw@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Bada Bing Bada Boom

You now cannot legally enter the USA anymore

Aaand bobs Ur unc