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[–] Mister_Feeny@fedia.io 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Solid dad joke, but also, if anyone is into dark fantasy novels I highly recommend the book in this picture.

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Thoroughly enjoyed that series. His new book, The Devils, was pretty fun, too.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's not an UFO anymore if you catch it.

[–] yum@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hmm... Even of you catch it, you don't necessarily know where is it from, what it wants or what is it capable of. So still unidentified?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

So if I understand correctly: I should not catch my plane. If I do, it won't fly anyway. Gotcha.

[–] yum@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's true. I feel dumb now

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Missing a detail happens to everybody.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I should go to the X Files museum near me