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I've always wanted to talk about how weird it was scrolling through reddit and then suddenly seeing myself on the front page. I was banned from reddit for talking about politics (I am anti trump) on the air force reddit so I wasn't even able to comment on a post about me.

For some backstory, I was returning from a Halloween cruise and it was the only clean shirt I had left (I was planning on wearing it during the cruise as there were no children allowed on the cruise and with the theme I thought it would get a few laughs or at least start a conversation). I never did though and doing laundry on a cruise was quite expensive (I think 50 dollars per load or something like that). I tried to hide the shirt as best I could throughout the day as I do think it was slightly inappropriate to wear in a public setting.

For the record, I love all the comments roasting me and I laughed all fucking day reading them!

Anyways, I have always wanted to publicly talk about this and in my search for reddit alternatives I found lemmy so here we are. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Proof: https://i.imgur.com/rd9DPO8.jpeg

Reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1pl680g/seen_in_miami_airport_gate_area/

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[–] Sharlot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Peak airport energy: minding your business, reading a book, accidentally becoming internet famous 😅

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

Trending on reddit, comes on Lemmy to talk about it. I love it!

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 208 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I hate this "culture" (?) of recording/photographing strangers and posting them online, but on the other hand this is sooo funny. I'm sorry it happened to you lmao.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It's absolutely invasive and (almost always, even though people think they could remedy this with a simple sign) against the law in Europe.

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 169 points 3 days ago (9 children)

You know, I think if I was in this situation I would just wear the shirt inside out

[–] DominicG@lemmy.world 107 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I honestly didn't think about that. But I also didn't think it was that big of a deal either.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 87 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's not a big deal. It's silly and hilarious. Own it 😁

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[–] VioletAbsurdistExtremist@sh.itjust.works 95 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (10 children)

you could’ve just worn it inside out….
that said, me too buddy… except i just want a little tiddy goth gf….
honestly tiddy size doesn’t matter to me much, i feel like there’s too much focus big tiddy goth gf’s and the rest of the goth gf world is being ignored….
#allGothGFsAreAwesome

[–] FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What I said to my ex (paraphrasing) “Yeah don’t get me wrong, I love big titties, but I’m more interested in the girl they’re attached to”

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[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 103 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Did you get approached by any big tiddy goth girls?

[–] DominicG@lemmy.world 102 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 55 points 3 days ago (6 children)
[–] vogi@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Love how this is the part the camera decided to focus on. I actually thought that this was edited in, not sure what it supposed to have told me though.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

this is art lol

[–] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Why in the hell does this remind me of "oof size: large"

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[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 77 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So Reddit banned you and is now profiting having your picture on their homepage? I would do a takedown request.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 30 points 3 days ago (4 children)

There's no expectation of privacy in public places.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 57 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There's no expectation of fairness in DMCA requests.

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[–] vegan_communist@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Thats funny In Brazil we say "gótica rabuda", that means goth with a big ass

[–] djsp@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago

The expression “gótica rabuda”, in turn, is funny to Spanish speakers, because it means “goth woman with a big dick” — see “rabuda” and “rabo”.

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[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

have you talked to any goth lady after that, and do you have any intention on dating one? i think you have the courage and confidence to do so. you got this, dominic. we believe in you. seriously!

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[–] zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I mean who doesn't want a big tiddy goth gf?

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Personally, I'm leaning towards the small tiddied goth gf. Big tiddies are impractical on many levels.

[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm a firm supporter of all goth girls of all body types, all of the time.

Vote for me for US President, I literally could not do any worse.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You have a platform that I could get behind

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[–] GhostPain@lemmy.world 62 points 3 days ago (2 children)

LPT. When being forced to wear shirts with questionable graphics, turn them inside out.

Not 100% guaranteed but better than ending up on Reddit.

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or just don't give a fuck.

Story time: I had to give a presentation on a group project at university. I was wearing a shirt with a fist silhouette on it, which you could have mistaken as a symbol of a political movement, had there not been the text "nothing says I love you quite like fisting". Over lunch I had to go home, ~6km, on a bicycle, in the summer, on short notice, because of the plumber being in the house. So I was sweating like fuck and changed shirts. For some reason our team got summoned up to the front again later and my shirt read "I have 5 stars on youporn" with five stars over it. This was in front of 5 professors, ~10 post docs and university employees and ~80 students. On my way out from the cafeteria I greeted the hot blonde from engineering, who looked like she could be an adult content actress, and she laughed the cutest snort-laugh in a shockingly deep voice I've ever heard. Most of the profs "loved" me by the way; three of them competed over getting me into their projects and supervising my master thesis.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I greeted the hot blonde from engineering, who looked like she could be an adult content actress

Not the complement you think it is.

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It wasn't really meant as a compliment. She usually looked like she was coming straight from the set of a porn movie. But I think, like me, she wasn't giving a fuck either. She was good at what she did and the right hand of the head of the engineering faculty. Don't judge a book by its cover, I guess?

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[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Laundry day strikes again

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

SPOILER: It’s the sleeping dude.

Just kidding!! Welcome to Lemmy.

Haven’t read all the comments here but I hope some are of welcome. This is a safe space for lovers of goth tiddies.

804 upvotes is epic in this land so all I can say is there’s your welcome.

I feel dirty any time I lose my spine and peek back at a favorite Reddit sub or two. It’s so gross now.

I’m still figuring this place out myself.

It’s a journey. Again: welcome.

Nothing wrong with looking at niche content on Reddit, it just doesn't exist here. However I recommend doing what I do- don't interact, don't even vote.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago (18 children)

Sick shirt. Welcome to Lemmy! Great place to talk about political stuff! And also never ever see anything but politics god I'm so tired of seeing trumps face...

Anyway, welcome to the fediverse, did I mention I use linux?

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[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] DominicG@lemmy.world 56 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Clockwork prince by Cassandra Clare. I found the three book series at a thrift store and got though the first book on the cruise and was working on the second.

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[–] lorski@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They did not take a photo of you, they took a photo of that t-shirt. LOL

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 8 points 2 days ago

Au contraire! All I see is a beautiful mustache.

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