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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 38 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So how long is this going to shut him up?

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

It could never be long enough.

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Jake Paul won't be able to make this face for a while

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 46 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Does this mean he'll shut the fuck up now?

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 8 points 3 days ago

One can only wish

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[–] y0kai@anarchist.nexus 89 points 4 days ago

glad they'll probably have to wire his mouth shut

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 80 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They apparently failed to pay Anthony Joshua enough for him to take a dive.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 days ago

Or he just got a wild hair and couldn't resist that punchable face, never mind the money.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 70 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I love my kitty cat. His name is Sammy. He’s trying to chew on my charging cord right now 😖

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Try pepper or ginger extract on the cords Sammy likes and, with a bit of patience, they'll probably eventually get the message. Probably.

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm on my third AC adapter for my cpap cause of this.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Your cat might be trying to kill you.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

It's on brand for 'em at least.

[–] bigFab@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Which soulless entity dares to dislike this...

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago
[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago
[–] johsny@lemmy.world 51 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Messk@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 51 points 4 days ago (1 children)

More rich assholes should fight in a ring. They all like the idea of it but they rarely do it.

[–] ISOmorph@feddit.org 61 points 4 days ago (10 children)

Pepperridge farm remembers when Elon Schmuck wanted to fight the Zuck. He got cold feet real quick tho.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

Elon got his mom to bail him out. It was so pathetic.

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago
[–] aramis87@fedia.io 35 points 3 days ago

X-ray of his jaw after the fight.

[–] lemmylump@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 13 points 3 days ago

Anything to make him stay quiet is a win.

So in this case, a double win.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

You love to see it

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 days ago

Netflix, we demand a rematch!

[–] soul@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I hope he has to sip soup through a straw for months.

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Joshua: Where'd these lead weights in my gloves come from? 😇

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Me. Happy to know this clown got his jaw broke. Sad Joshua stooped for low as to take this fight.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 15 points 3 days ago

Honestly, I can't blame Joshua. A legal, sanctioned opportunity to smack that gob? Sign me up.

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago
[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

I only wish it was 3 or more…

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