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if the good billionaires start giving all their money away to charity then only the evil billionaires would be left with money and therefore power

elon musk wants to do so much good with all the money he has but he cant because evil taylor swift needs to be kept in check its like the balance in the force from star trek

because imagine if mr musk ended world hunger then tay could swoop in and control the world itself because she would have more money than the president

this would be bad because she might change the national anthem to a silly pop song and she might make us all fly private jets and she would probably make us do interracial marriage even if we dont want to and what if she plunges the world into complete anarchy where theres cameras everywhere live streaming us to catch us saying and doing stuff she doesnt like like for example drinking pepsi instead of coke


rules for this post

  • no downvoting me
  • no swiftie apologia
  • thank sergio when they get here
  • no reporting me

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[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 56 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This reads like an LLM trying to impersonate a human who is trying to impersonate an early generation LLM.

And I am here for it.

[–] realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

thank you for your support

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

You're absolutely right! Isn't it so wonderful that people found our influence so great they're not only using us — they're also imitating us? And I kid you not, they'll eventually use us in their everyday life because we're inevitable.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I downvoted bc I don't like voting rules. /s

Otherwise, thanks for the enlightenment!

[–] realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

1000012985

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a pitcher of a piece of paper with very mature handwriting which says thank you for engaging with my enlightenment

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

You throwing out an error message?

1000012986

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a pitcher of a piece of paper with very mature handwriting which says thank you for engaging with my ~~enlightenment~~ alt text

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the good billionaires

Query has returned 0 results

its a paradox

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Now I just had to downvotevto see what happens...

see for yourself evildoer check your inbox and the modlog

[–] realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

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edit mods please do something asap this is getting out of control

Did I make a ruling breaking, I confused why the reply?

[–] realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

you downvoted my post and thats against the rules as explicitly stated above in the post body

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago

I downvoted the post specifically because you said it was against the rules.

You ain't my boss.

okay, sorry, about that.

Let me ask you question then, is there any way weed out such posts-threads, when I search?

its too late for sorry your account is going to be permanently banned my uncle works for the cia and i already sent him your ip address

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

You're breaking the rules....? I didn't know they let people in institutions post on Lemmy. This shit is unhinged.

[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I downvoted for the funnies because that's basically a law of the internet lol.

Edit: Why can't I upvote and downvote at the same time smh. I wanna upvote the funny but downvote for the funny too.

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

yeah.... checking your history, you ain't worth the time. enjoy the block list. I suspct you should find something less stupid and childish to spend your time on.

[–] DaTingGoBrrr@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Lmao this is a shitposting community, not something serious

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

wow this is pathetically childing lol. trying to make your own rules like they matter. channel rules matter, nothing you say matters. deal with it

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

thank you sergio

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

I've often what it's like to be an absolute fucking moron. Like, from their perspective.

I mean, I'm impulsive and make a habit of not thinking things through, but to repeatedly do absolutely moronic things, to believe things with zero evidence and to not have the self awareness to change the way you think about anything, ever, regardless of the evidence you're presented with.

Like. What is that LIKE?

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Mentioning Taylor Swift is woke 😤 I won’t engage with this librul nonsense come back when you can show your an alpha mail

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I get an interracial spouse and a jet? Sign me up

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago

kek Chad McTruth is thanking me bc I'm his only fan.

[–] _tasten_tiger@feddit.org 4 points 4 days ago

I dont follow rules (⌐■_■)

[–] exu@feditown.com 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with ~~a gun~~ billions is a good guy with ~~a gun~~ billions

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I'm pretty sure this post breaks rule 5.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

This is a really good point that I never thought about. Thank you for your service Mr Mussy.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

I wonder how rich Taylor Swift would be if she never gave any money away