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[-] Candelestine@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

Now this is a truly high quality showerthought. I think we're finally getting somewhere with this whole Lemmy thing.

[-] JerkyIsSuperior@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Let's be frank, how many bong rips do you have before coming to this conclusion?

[-] Rootiest@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

They are basically made of bong water now

[-] teacs@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Well, women are born with all the eggs they will develop over the course of their entire life, so in a sense a baby is made up of whatever their maternal grandma was eating during their pregnancy

[-] Elindio 14 points 1 year ago
[-] teacs@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Hopefully not soft ones though!

[-] BitsOfBeard@vlemmy.net 2 points 1 year ago

I was born with Brie for brain.

[-] well_ashually@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Mom's got the eggs and the milk. Shes an omelet.

[-] Quills@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

This is starting to get complex

[-] dukethorion@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A 99 lb kid eats a pound of Nachos, becoming 1% Nacho.

Milk is around 88% water, btw.

[-] Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Most cats are made of water and cat food

[-] Alfi@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Did someone say cheese?

[-] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

*processed cheese...

[-] MuffinParadise@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

This is the most shower thought ever thought

[-] ADHDGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Oh it goes deeper than this -

Baby's are made of materials floating around in their gestational parent's blood. And guess what breastmilk is made of..... It's made of blood. Your body literally takes your blood and turns it into milk.

So until they start eating food, a breastfed baby is made entirely of their mother's blood plus a single sperm.

[-] TristanFi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This one reminds me of:

  • Gummy bears contain gelatin
  • In the USA at least, gelatin is derived from bones
  • Technically, gummy bears are not boneless
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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