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If the good guys had won the Cold War. (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago by alexei_1917@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The stacked soviet bear is bad enough but the bald eagle isn't even a mammal. As a biologist I am appalled.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine putting tits on a bird

Boobies even

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Trying to work "honkers" into a relevant bit about geese but failing

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like some good biology to me panting

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

HELP VOLCEL POLICE

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Honestly, I just like that they're both fluffy. I just want to hug the bear, more than anything else. That fur looks soft and snuggly and the snoot looks boopable.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn we could have had furrys

WE COULD HAVE HAD FURRYS negative

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I can imagine you of all posters here enjoy seeing an anthro bird, lol.

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

volcel police

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

volcel-vanguard

[–] poster596@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

volcel-judge This is volcel revisionism. Gooner thought is infiltrating our VOLCEL VANGUARD.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wot if there were a bird what had mammalian glands!?

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Marsupial?

[–] regul@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

They ain't got no wings!

It'd need to be like a monotreme marsupial bat.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

I now desperately want to see bats with pouches. Sky puppy cuteness + baby kangaroo cuteness = good lord I gotta pet it right now.

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

timmy-pray

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

inshallah

[–] Facky@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why they got tig bitties?

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Because some people can only draw countries as anthro animals if those human shaped animals are conventionally attractive women. I liked the text and the animals chosen, not so much the racy nature of the drawing.

(But you gotta admit, hugging the big fluffy bear is way more tempting when the chest is pillows than otherwise. Not that hugging the bear isn't something I'd want to do regardless, because bears are just plain cute and way too friend shaped for how Not Friend they are.)