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[–] chillpanzee@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 hours ago

That article reads like a script for a slapstick comedy. CEO wearing an eyepatch takes shortcut across construction job site and walks right in front of a forklift (whose driver happens to be busy texting) and gets steamrolled. The forklift driver then makes the sensible decision to run.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 25 points 10 hours ago
[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago

Careful everyone, he's a hero.

Damn, if only this POS CEO didn't allow so many osha violations on his site, he might still be alive. Sometimes, the worst really do get what's coming.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 11 hours ago
[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 7 points 9 hours ago

...We need more forklifts

[–] scholar@lemmy.world 45 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

/> Be CEO
/> Don't implement health and safety measures
/> Die from preventable accident

[–] Mika@piefed.ca 6 points 9 hours ago

What a sad suicide

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 10 points 10 hours ago

It's a Festivus miracle!

[–] JakenVeina@midwest.social 29 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Website for text articles autoplaying video ads at full volume, while I'm laying in bed next to my sleeping wife at 4AM. Eat an ENTIRE bag of dicks.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

The auto playing video ads are horrible! I always have my media volume set to zero for this very reason.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 hours ago

On purpose or on accident?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 21 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It was Klaus again, wasn't it.

[–] randomuser38529@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Muhup@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)
[–] WereHacker@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 hours ago
[–] velindora@lemmy.cafe 15 points 15 hours ago
[–] IsThisLoss@hexbear.net 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 7 points 10 hours ago

Critical condition support. kelly

[–] banause@feddit.org 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You has the most confusing name.

[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Sunbok also sounds like Afrikaans for unlucky one. So a CEO named Unlucky You got stabbed to death by accident with a forklift.