Goatse, you were a king, a true god amongst men, may your glorious asshole yawn open for all time
this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2025
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Yeah wtf are those hands
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That looks intentional.
I don't bake, but I'm quite sure any reasonable baker would take off the ring before manipulating dough.
The ring is in fact what made me think this.
For sure, totally weird hand positioning for making a ring.
Speaking of rings, the one on the finger is a giveaway.,
I've never actually seen goatsee so I'll take your word for it.
Who the fuck's rectum is open 2.5 inches at rest??
You gotta try hard enough
The rectum is not the same as the anus.
It doesn't say at rest... ? It has to be wide enough for poop to pass through
It's the rectum part, not the anus. The anus is normally closed, except during defecation, sexual activity, etc.
Doughse...
Doh!
Everything reminds me of him...
Goatse, we meet again 🥰
It even got the ring 😄
Everything reminds me of her
Yes.....her.....
I was warned about this one and 2 girls 1 cup before anyone was able to get me with them. So I know what they depict, but I never saw them 😊
What about tubgirl?
Lemon party?
It's not a Lemon party without old Dick!
- Liz Lemon's father Dick on 30 Rock
Lemon party was another one I just heard about.
I saw tubgirl 🤮
1 guy 1 jar
3 guys 1 hammer
Don't do it. Seriously.
1 guy 1 jar is pure art. Shows the strength, resolve, and sheer fucking hubris of the human condition. Highly recommend everyone viewing it at least once. Plus the guy lived and was quite proud of his, achievement.
I still remember seeing it for the first time on a forum. Those were the days
His interview about it is almost worse than the video.
i remember he had other videos too, i remember there was one with an orange
What happened to all the shock websites? I tried to revisit some, and they are all gone.
censorship happened.
don't worry, it will make a grand resurgence like a festering pulsing orifice. once any of those "kosha" clones get passed the internet will be flooded with them again.
What happened was centralisation.
We moved from a web made up of lots of tiny websites hosted by individuals, to one of corporate-contolled mainstream social media.
And yes - those sites don't want any objectionable content because that's not good for revenue.
It's censorship, but only made possible because we all collectively decided we would spend our entire Internet browsing time on the same five massive websites, and let them control what we see.
You're doing yourself a disservice. It's just a butthole.
buttholes can't hurt you
some one who clearly has never had a lifetime of goatse trauma built up.
before the rickroll was the goatse.
Yea goatse caused me zero trauma. It was fairly mild compared to most other shock content.
Not sure how that traumatised you.
between that and rotten.com I was thoroughly desensitized.
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They knew
100%. I think just a vertical flip of the image would do it. Otherwise anatomically difficult to pull off.
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Oh, COME ON!
I went a couple of years without thinking of that. Merry fucking Christmas, y’all
I am unwilling to check if this website still exists!
Looks like some solid brioc.... fuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk
The decision to keep the ring on. Nice.
Goatsy!
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