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[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

All I get is

a broken image

Post needs text alternative.Images of text break much that text alternatives do not. Losses due to image of text lacking alternative such as link:

  • usability
    • we can't quote the text without pointless bullshit like retyping it or OCR
    • text search is unavailable
    • the system can't
      • reflow text to varied screen sizes
      • vary presentation (size, contrast)
      • vary modality (audio, braille)
  • accessibility
    • lacks semantic structure (tags for titles, heading levels, sections, paragraphs, lists, emphasis, code, links, accessibility features, etc)
    • some users can't read the image due to lack of alt text
    • users can't adapt the text for dyslexia or vision impairments
    • systems can't read the text to them or send it to braille devices
  • web connectivity
    • we have to do failure-prone bullshit to find the original source
    • we can't explore wider context of the original message
  • authenticity: we don't know the image hasn't been tampered
  • searchability: the "text" isn't indexable by search engine in a meaningful way
  • fault tolerance: no text fallback if
    • image breaks
    • image host is geoblocked due to insane regulations.

Contrary to age & humble appearance, text is an advanced technology that provides all these capabilities absent from images.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Why are people here saying that "Blizzards" are "Milkshakes"?!

It's breaking my brain.

Blizzards aren't MILKSHAKES. They're soft-serve icecream in a cup. ICE CREAM is not the same thing as a MILKSHAKE.

You don't drink a blizzard. You eat it with a spoon. You don't put two straws in and share it with your sweet-heart down at the old malt-shop. It's not a drink!

Sorry. Don't know why this discussion about Blizzard vs Milkshake has triggered me. It's a new discovery about my personality that I'm not proud of....

[–] Knightfox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I feel like I just went on a roller coaster ride of emotion reading this lol.

[–] jack_of_sandwich 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Same as Frostys at Wendy's. They're not as thick as a Blizzard, but you don't drink them. People would still ask for straws, though.

I guess they're free to suck till their brains fall out though

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 3 hours ago

I always let both melt a bit so it can be drank through a straw 🤷‍♂️

[–] zephiriz@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago

I would say a frosty is more of a milkshake than a blizzard and I would still argue with some one who says a frosty is a milkshake.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 3 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Blended ice cream is a milkshake in the USA. I didn't know it was weird until I ordered a milkshake in Australia.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

A milkshake has milk in it too in the US, wher've you been gettin your milkshakes?

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Might have some milk, but when I went overseas a milk shake was literally milk with crushed ice blended intop a drink.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

No might about it, in the US, definitionally, a milkshake is ice cream blended with milk at minimum. It can optionally have mixins or syrups blended in as well, but if there's no milk (or milk alternative)*, it ain't a milkshake

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

So my usual Blizzard is a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup shake?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

They don't add milk or milk substitute to blizzards. Blizzards are not shakes.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I thought that was a thickshake

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

No that's yo mama

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's technically not "ice cream" either. Enough of the cream (and fat) is removed that it's officially labelled "ice milk", at least in my dairy-centric jurisdiction.

[–] GalacticQuesadilla@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

At Krusty Burger milkshakes are called "non-dairy partially gelatinated gum-based beverages"

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

If you wait long enough, it's a drink. Don't tell me what to do.

[–] tio_bira@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Non u.s. citizen here, wtf is a Daily Queen and why this make sense ?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 152 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Dairy Queen is a fast food chain famous for soft serve "ice cream" which they put bits of other things in it, like oreo, M&Ms, cookie dough etc. for what they call a Blizzard, and part of their promotion is that they're supposed to flip the thing upside down quickly before serving it to you, to show that it is thick enough to not immediately run out and make a mess.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

They also serve soft drinks which they don't perform this act for those so I call bullshit.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Things on the Internet that never happened for 100 Alex!

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 23 points 1 day ago (7 children)
[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 day ago (11 children)
[–] Knightfox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

It's a marketing gimmick, that's all, don't think too much on it. If you do want to think too much on it, it's probably also a quality control proof. If your item doesn't pass this test then it obviously wasn't made correctly. Think of it like sailors testing the proof of alcohol to ensure it meet an agreed upon strength. If your DQ Blizzard dumps out all over the counter then it probably wasn't made correctly.

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[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] jack_of_sandwich 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

How?

They have a machine that mixes it. Like McDonalds is supposed to have for their McFlurries (which are either always broken or the employees are too lazy to use)

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Knightfox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago
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[–] Pogogunner@sopuli.xyz 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At the fast food chain Dairy Queen they make very thick milkshakes. Since they consider this a mark of quality, they prove it to the customer by turning the cup upside down with the milkshake still inside before handing it to the customer. These milkshakes are so thick that they do not fall out when the cup is inverted. Since they do this every time, employees get into the habit of doing this without thinking about it.

The first time I saw this, I blurted out "What are you doing?!" and got a lot of weird looks, and my friend group had to explain it to me.

[–] tio_bira@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Honestly, that's a bit odd, but thanks for answer me

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dairy Queen is a fast food chain that sells hamburgers etc, along with a variety of frozen dairy products. They advertise the thickness of their Blizzard® milkshake by having the cashier turn it upside down in front of the customer before handing it over.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Nothing is censored on that post, why would anyone complain?

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

New engagement bait: everything is fine, but the OP apologizes for the inconvenience.

[–] dxc@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They talking about the background duh

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would someone put a tweet over the Epstein files?

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[–] starik@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Dairy Queen famously has no liquid products. You can’t buy drinks at Dairy Queen. That person may have never even encountered a beverage in their life prior to the incident described in the tweet. The scenario is plausible.

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Dairy Queen famously has no liquid products

Is this an American thing? In Canada, Dairy Queen is a full restaurant with burgers and fries and the best onion rings. They serve drinks as well to go with meals. When I was a kid the kids meal would include a token so you could go get a dilly bar or ice cream cone for dessert.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago

Yeah they have the Julius and the givré if you ask for it.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

That person was joking. Dairy Queen serves normal drinks, so there is no reason why a person who worked there would turn every cup upside down.

In fact, there are even some blizzards where it was a risk to turn it upside down. If there is enough stuff in there, it runs the risk of falling out over a marketing gimmick.

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