this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2025
361 points (99.5% liked)

People Twitter

8822 readers
1475 users here now

People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.

RULES:

  1. Mark NSFW content.
  2. No doxxing people.
  3. Must be a pic of the tweet or similar. No direct links to the tweet.
  4. No bullying or international politcs
  5. Be excellent to each other.
  6. Provide an archived link to the tweet (or similar) being shown if it's a major figure or a politician. Archive.is the best way.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 35 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago

The male latches on to their partner's back while they take a dump. Male then masturbates onto said dump, simulating the fertilization of eggs.

You just know someone out there has done this already

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Isn't that where the guy uses his eye to shove food into places?

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 hours ago

It's French, you wouldn't understand

[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 17 points 8 hours ago

You just have to ribbit for her pleasure.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Are children no longer needlessly violent? Back in my day, you frogged someone by making a fist with the second knuckle of the middle finger stuck out a bit and then you punched them in the meatier part of the upper arm or leg with that knuckle.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

You get locked up and deported for that these days. Zero tolerance policies are a blight on society.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

We called it a wooden leg when you punched a person on the side of the thigh, because the leg usually get momentarily incapacitated.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 8 hours ago

The resulting “Charlie Horse” was quite painful.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 6 points 10 hours ago

I'd completely forgotten that this had a name!

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (3 children)
[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Oh I was thinking Froggy Style ala that Dave Portnoy sex clip.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago

That's disgusting. Put those women on a civilized platform like Lemmy

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

I never understand those extremely specific subreddits... or porn movies, for that matter. The same thing over and over and over again. Do people truly enjoy this?

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

when i was a kid, a medium-light punch with the middle knuckle protruding a bit more than the rest was known as a "frog" or "frogging" or "getting frogged"

but these days you're more likely to see me squelching in my glop

[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 10 points 8 hours ago

I like the glonk of your glib

[–] Una@europe.pub 29 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 8 hours ago

They both have Sthpinal issues.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 48 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

Frogging is a where one person kneels down, the other gets behind them, hands on their hips all seductively, and leaps over them.

Fun Fact: In Germany they call it Frosching, and you can find floors dedicated to it in bdsm clubs.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 7 hours ago

That's leapfrogging!

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Lies. Searches thought I meant ‘flogging’ or ‘figging’.

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

When you keep her plugged in while carting her across the street in hopes of not losing your high score

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What do you mean plugged in? How long is that extension cord?

[–] Ruthalas@infosec.pub 2 points 8 hours ago

The length really isn't important, it's about how you use it.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 11 points 11 hours ago

Daddy do you... really want to know?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Froggy style kind of like doggy style but with the knees all the way forward and you pretty much need a low bed and the thrustee to stand behind it.

Frogger is probably doing it in traffic.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I like to think it's when she's laying on her stomach and you're having sex from behind, your legs in the position like a frog and you just go

"RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT!"

"Wtf are you doing!?"

"RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT!!"

"RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT!!"

The entire time.

Something like that.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 7 points 10 hours ago

You have to do this on Wednesdays only, my dude.

[–] RidgeDweller@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago

Dad is ignorant of phrogging.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

That thing in Disney's The Princess and the Frog where she turns into a frog

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 5 points 11 hours ago

It's called frogging when you undo stitches in fiber arts. So maybe frogging a woman is ripping out her weave

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, it also sounds pretty close to flog which is a bdsm thing.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Alternatively, frogtie (hopefully obviously NSFW).