I've upgraded to the skybox for the full experience. Comes with other fun amenities, like back pain, loud kids, and existential depression.
this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2025
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Satanic fee 🤣🤣🤣
I like the weed fee.
You forgot the oral sex fee. And the no scope fee. Without those a ten year old fucks your mom.
See you there!
You & OP are roommates??
And they were roommates
just like in ancient times
Aren't you meant to be banging two chicks at the same time?
Need a million dollars for that.
You don’t need a million bucks to do nothing. Take a look at my cousin. He’s broke. Don’t do shit.
Expensive?
It's about $170 on average in the US, give or take. It's a subscription, though, so in reality it's over $5K/mo. Technically it can be ended simply at any time, but most choose not to. The average American will spend over $3M on it in their lifetime.
LOL
Where's my "I'm up all night working alone, cause today is just another day" crew?
Don't give Ticketmaster ideas man. They WOULD charge you for staying at home in bed if they only could.