This ones pretty good, but why are you looking at people with 365 noses?
this post was submitted on 01 Jan 2026
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Should be zero or one, it's 1st Jan
I apologise for my atrocious spelling, jesus christ, i have no clue how you managed to read that. Anyways i think this would be a valid application for time travel to send back your noses for your past self to surgically graft onto your body.
This is fantastic
I get the intention, but mathematically it does not work.
On the 31st of December, there are 0 days left in the year. So, you were looking at Lord Voldemort in a Harry Potter movie?
I know you think there is one day left (as in, the rest of the calendar day you are on), but mathematically, in one day from the 31st, it will be the 1st.
This is also heavily dependent on time zones, like the other commenter assuming you're in Australia or somewhere in that area (or Japan, for example). But, I assume from intention that it was the 31st yesterday where you reside.
It's just a stupid joke
good lord
It's 2026 jokes are banned now, we are all very serious.
Please remember to capitalise your sentences and use full stops, thank you and have a beige day.
What if OP woke up at 9:00 a.m. yesterday and saw a man with 5/8 of a nose?