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[–] WamGams@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago

I don't know what's worse, the fact that these two are such huge idiots, or that they are such total losers.

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Downvoted for a shitty, paywalled, dailybeast source and no free link. If you're gonna use a shitty tabloid at least give us a free link

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world -5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In the time you spent, YOU could have gotten the sauce.

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Give a man a fish something something

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I posted the sauce

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

one kills goats, horses dogs, and had mar-algo herself, the other have been sexually frustrated since HS, BECAUSE hes been balding since.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'm not even going to look. Also, everything is "caught on camera". Stop pretending this is novel.

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 2 months ago

Vanilla Ice no dead!!!