Rust enjoyers are Crab People.
this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2026
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AKA the final stage of evolution
Everything ends with carcinization. It's just evolution, bro.
>:(
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like:
I'm gonna put them in my mouth
Oh yessssss
I got a big bag of crabs here
They can't have it. Because they don't have a paying job
Because executives only need the application work on the PPT-level, and make it in two days. Modern software engineering is dead.
it's worse than that; people who've never done it are empowered to make decisions on it.
Ppt? Like PowerPoint?
Where is this guy that likes crabs alot on lemmy when we need him
giwtwm
They're full of crab