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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
 
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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

I'm just built different

Like, incorrectly I think

[–] fdnomad@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Superman does good, you do well. Or in this case, you don't do so well :(

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 4 points 2 months ago

Shh! We were trying to avoid telling them it wasn't just their body, but their brain, too!

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Human body is a nightmare and needs a redesign.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

Don't say that! I shudder to think what NVIDIA or M$ would do to it...

Can we has FOSS redesign, plz?

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

We need enamel that grows back. More robustly built eyes that don't get bent out of shape and lose effectiveness. A user replaceable HEPA filter somewhere along the windpipe. An update to the liver firmware to get rid of hangovers. Most importantly, and I can't stress this enough, we need certain kinds of body hair to be opt-in only.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I want my tail back

There are so many neat little things I could do

It could hold my stuff or untie my shoe

I want my tail back!

Just think how useful it could be on the loo

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

April 6, 2000

Well, I’ll tell you why: those are bug fixes. One of them fixes that bug that Nancy had when she tried to install the thing on a computer that didn’t have Internet Explorer. Another one fixes that bug that occurs in low memory conditions. Another one fixes that bug that occurred when the file is on a floppy disk and the user yanks out the disk in the middle.

This aged like milk.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Not really. Sure, the tech has changed, but the underlying logic remains the same.

[–] cutemarshmallow@europe.pub 3 points 2 months ago

Me with IBS-M, PCOS, possible autism (getting tested), keratosis pilaris, ultra-sensitive skin that itches endlessly, general anxiety disorder, horrid hair shedding, asthma, vitamin D deficiency, and vitamin C sensitivity 🙃

I'm only 24, I don't want to find out what's coming. Depression, diabetes, and arthritis run in my family so I already know I could develop those...

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I keep adding oils of varying viscosities but it doesn't seem to help.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Have you tried fish oil?

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

werewolf in london

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

My body is a machine that turns thyroid hormones into an immune system attack response.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

my body is a machine that doesn't work very well

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Very well job!

[–] kraegar@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago