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[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 23 points 1 month ago

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[โ€“] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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What's a guinea pig's favorite food?

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[โ€“] 0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[โ€“] generallynonsensical@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Are you being held against your will and forced to do mundane tasks so your master can gather fake internet points?

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How do I get rid of this hangover?

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What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

[โ€“] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm looking for rigorous references for stochastic calculus. Can you give me some references?

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[โ€“] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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What are your top stocks to watch for the year?

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What is my cat freaking out about?

[โ€“] communism@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do you like your carrots? Whole, chopped in a certain way?

[โ€“] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is your credit card number? (Please include expiration date and the 3 funny numbers on the back)

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[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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What's your reading list for 2026?

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How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?

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