Banana for scale.
I'll take that banana, here you go
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2026
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The banana is not for sale.
The banana for a scale. It’s a trade.
You know what's really odd about this whole thing?
This gentlemen offered to sell me his (noticeably above average) onion for as low as $70.
Where are you getting your prices OP?
This onion is 70% skin, mine is 10% skin. Price reflects condition.
Show us the numbers dude, send us proof of life or no ransom.
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Nice try. This is just an average sized onion, and a tiny banana. This raises the question: How much for the tiny banana?
Is this still available?
Yes, it is still available.
No no, they were asking if the banana is still for sale...
The banana is not for sale.
What if I want the banana?
I will get that banana.
Serious buyers only.
Oh, you tease!
Are you able to present a certificate that the onion is indeed a fucking-grade onion?
Just look at it, how could you deny it?
The outer skin is cracked. Best I can do is tree-fiddy.
The skin has redundant layers, no onion flesh has been impacted.
let me know if you are willing to part it out. i just need a slice for a fucking massive burger
All or nothing.
You're really going to make this guy make a nothing burger aren't you?
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Where is onionweigher when you need him?
I don't know who that is.
What's the girth measurement?
Fucking Massive.
That is not an onion, it's a petaculis aranda egg. Beware when it hatches.
This is witchcraft!
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