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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Whole Foods is also the only Food distributor. Let’s hope you skipped some meals to save some of your rations for such an emergency. Saving rations is also punishable by death.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 23 points 2 months ago

Hopefully the cops left the dog.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

It's okay you can get a subscription to the local food bank for a small monthly fee.

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would like to think that people would not buy a TV that can spy on them like that, but I have unfortunately I have had to witness humanity these last few decades.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, they already do. The TV just does not spy on them yet, or does not report it in that way.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Any smart TV is going to be spying on you if you connect it to the Internet.

Every. Single. One.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I haven't heard that they run facial recognition yet.

And so far the bethesda hitmen didn't show up for my pirated copy of skyrim

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 2 months ago

Spying doesn't mean they're taking any action with the data. Yet.

[–] Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

First posted in June 2020 in reddit. We are getting close to the date and it starts to look like a real prediction

[–] skribe@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago

There's so much optimism in this post. They'll just nuke your house from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

You’re going to a concentration camp for sure

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

You think We'll make it to 2029?

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Sounds like something out of the book Qualityland. Not sure if it's available in english though.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Finally the year we crack down on liars?