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[–] Ascrod@midwest.social 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gigachad supersoaker full of piss

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Asparagus with olive oil, spritz of lemon juice, salt, and pepper baked at 425 for 15 minutes tastes pretty good. Just tossing that out there.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bonus tip: yell "jarate!" when you throw it

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

"Bombs away!"

"Heads up!"

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Glass jars pick up fingerprints easily, and can be easily traced. Water balloons would be safer.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

I was also thinking that people should be carrying liquid fart and douse themselves in it or somehow douse the Ice hole. ICE are a bunch of wusses and wouldn't dare put you in their car and have to smell that. Sure it would be hell for yourself but they might think twice.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should steal the gasoline from cop cars. It's like hitting 2 birds with 1 stone

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Stay hydrated! 🤘🏼

[–] Steve@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

Its an annoyance, not a weapon

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I came here for this

[–] Banzai51@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

You're getting arrested either way. Burn, motherfucker, burn.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I recognise that meme

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As the name and bottle imply, traditionally, high-proof alcohol is used, which is readily available, easy to get once the glass window in the liquor shop is broken, and comes pre-packaged for launching. Gasoline is certainly far more effective, and more dangerous, however.

News photos of protesters throwing lit molotovs also capture news cycles. I suppose the same would happen with piss jars, but the response would be more humorous and less shock--maybe that's a good thing, though?

But, yeah, dangerous.

Also, beware, on an even more serious note, if you choose to do this--throw either of them--in the current climate, you risk not only getting shot yourself, but triggering a massacre. ICE is a bunch of untrained incel gooner losers who can be easily incited to open fire if one shot is heard--which is probably why they're being hired. Once that happens, which is exactly what Trump et al. are trying to bring about, martial law will be declared.