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[–] Hond@piefed.social 27 points 1 month ago

pet the kitty

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cask of Amontillado them inside the statue.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

"Here Kitty, step into the void within and grab me that fine vintage of tuna tucked away inside"

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] bob@feddit.uk 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, if you tried to hold a cat like that they would not be impressed.

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

The thumb is really weird.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Might be shopped, definitely doesn't read as genuine to me

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

cat could be photoshopped in but the image is probably not ai

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

Disassemble them both and build a larger cat

[–] JayDee 17 points 1 month ago

1-day blind soup

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Entomb the cat inside the cat statue.

[–] bert_macklin_fbi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I've been trying to assemble that cat LEGO in my head but can't figure where Cookie Monster's head might go?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 month ago

Stop posting badly 'shopped images.

If that hand is actually holding that cat I'll eat the Lego.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social -5 points 1 month ago

Move out of your mom's basement.