this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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[–] WHARRGARBL@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ha! Jeson Nelon Presilla Flores was voluntarily deported to his childhood country of Ecuador, where there is no extradition treaty.

Most uplifting news I’ve heard this year!

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 24 points 1 week ago

Lol, did they pay him to go and avoid prison and likely deportation?

[–] varnia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Much of the merchandise has not been recovered.

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago

Judges hate this one weird trick

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was so busy laughing I forgot to be angry, sorry jewelery comapnies

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They have insurance for this. They'll be fine.

[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's the even bestest part. The jewelery companies intentionally undervalued the pieces in order to lower the cost of insuring it all. The jewelers are now suing Brinks because their insurance will only pay out the insured amount, which was about $10m. Brinks is countersuing the jewelers for breach of contract and fraud for claiming 10x less than actual value when paying for shipping.

Honestly I hope everyone involved gets fucked out of house and home lmfaoooo

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Those jewelers are SOL. Those insurance contracts are ironclad. They'll end up eating the cost AND the cost of the defense. Bold move cotton.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

Can't call him a thief because he wasn't convicted

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That headline is a sentence fragment which I would've been docked points for in school.

[–] eleijeep@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

which I would’ve been docked points for

"for which I would've been docked points"

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

BREAKING: Headline sentence fragment; student's grade slammed.

[–] sudo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Perhaps. But headlines aren't sentences. They're headlines.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"Anger as..." Would require a verb to actually make sense, regardless. We can assume they meant something like "Anger builds as..." But they didn't write that.