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Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over' (theonion.com)
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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

During the 40-minute speech, Bush also promised to bring an end to the severe war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton

Published: January 17, 2001

Well THAT certainly took a turn...

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

25 years...

[–] manmachine@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

well The Onion doesn’t call themselves the finest news source for nothing!

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sad thing is, I kind of miss him.

[–] javasux@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Don't, he created ICE