Monkey Paw:
"Donald Trump has announced Lord Petulance the Death Bringer, Executioner of All (Not conservative) People Jr. will replace Bovino."
this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2026
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Good start. Now he needs a ticket to the hague. I'm willing to chip in a few bucks.
A few bucks? Shit, I'll pay the whole thing for a guarantee he stays in a prison there for the rest of his life.
Doing anything nice for this person hurts my soul. Firing from a cannon, direct flight, would be best.
will return to his former job in California, where he is expected to retire soon
His pension needs to go the families of those murdered by ICE.
If ever there was a time to dox someone, this is it. Publish his home address and make sure he never has another day or night of peace.
I want to see this man tried for his crimes.
There is nothing large about him.
1/3 reich
His Nazi-coded trench coat is pretty large.
Well the crowd at his forthcoming public hanging should be pretty big
The ice cream novelties there will be kind of fun.
I love how politicians do their crimes, then suddenly retire, and no charges are ever brought. /s Here's hoping Bovi sees some court time, and maybe just a little bit of chemical pneumonitis, and/or cancer from all the HC exposure.
He belongs in prison.
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There you go, cowardly MAGAts! Look, tell your weaselly church friends that trump took care of it! Now back on the train! Choo choo! Gotta fuck the economy, environment, and health all at once now!