Iβve seen a kid at the supermarket pop the top off of one of these bad boys and down its full contents, crunching through the mass of gumβs solid outer layer audible from half an aisleβs length away. Not a safe solution with kids around.
this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2026
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π delicious microplastics
I didnβt mean it like that, but the mental image sent chills down my spine. No, this sort of gum usually has a crunchy outer coating like an m&m, which I heard.
Shit, I donβt think I could fit one of these things in my mouth. The sort of snake child that could do so terrifies me.
I was more referring to this:
https://www.healthline.com/health-news/chewing-gum-microplastics-saliva-study
Healthline has illegal practices(for EU) on their cookie Banner by blocking access to people who deny all
Oh. That really sucks. :(
Most people don't realize today's chewing gum IS plastic. You can buy chicle gum tho, which is made from tree sap, hopefully people get wind of it and it catches on. The heart disease just caused by chewing gum is insane to think about, but people have no idea.
The article above mentions natural chewing gums and indicates that they release a comparable plastic load to synthetics. Iβm altogether too sleepy to parse the source document, though
Same way my grandad quit smoking. Dad used to slip horse hairs into some of his cigarettes so when he'd go to take a drag he could never be sure if he was going to end up with a throat full of horse hair or if he picked a lucky one. Scared him straight, he never smoked again.
Wtf
Beats dying of lung cancer
Personal problems require personal solutions.
Supplanting a smoking addiction with a low-stakes gambling habit, very clever.
TBF Its a good idea
Idk, seems like a variable reinforcement schedule to me. They are typically more effective at building lasting behaviors.
I think this would just get you addicted to gum while tapering you off nicotine (assuming you decrease the number ofnicotine gum pieces).
Isn't gum better tho? I'd still see it as a win
Oh yeah for sure. Just make sure it isn't sorbitol or you'd spend the same time on the toilet that cigarettes would shorten your life by
*Make sure it's sorbitol so you can make more shitposts
I actually knew a guy who stopped smoking with nicotine gums and indeed got addicted to gums
Seems like you just did
Someone teach this man about the various polya urn models
I'm not sure this works because you don't chew nicotine gum like regular gum. I think you release the nicotine by chewing, so you munch on it a few times and then let it sit for a while.
I tried them but I couldn't make them work. This start-stop chewing drove me nuts, and whenever I didn't pay attention, I chewed on it too much and got woozy. I ended up going cold turkey with a shitton of regular gum.
Once the gum is in the hand, you know what it is gonna be
Wait what? Really? I didn't know they worked that way. I ended up biting tiny pieces off and chewing them (often together with a normal gum) because I couldn't handle their strength.