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"The sacred decrees of our community resonate: no vehicle of steel shall linger upon our streets. Should you dare defy this directive, the formidable shadows of authority shall swiftly descend upon thee."
"Our most vengeful of all punishments! A six dollar fee!"
no vehicle of steel shall linger upon our streets.
Parks F150 in the street
aha but that's not a vehicle, it's a mobile building.
I'd be a lot more open to HOAs if I had any class. But I'm one of the rednecks they want to regulate, so I hate them. It's my lawn, not yours!
LOL, I just hauled home a 21' kayak and chunked it in the yard. Come at me!
I see I am with my people where I belong.
Is this why people were lying that kings had their powers bestowed upon them by God herself?
pretty much, yeah
So, if I speak in d&d terminology, I can selfishly abuse you by telling you what you can and can't do?
I'd be a lot more open to HOAs if they just fucked off and went away.
The only good HOA is a disbanded HOA
*off, council's
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2023
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