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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Take the red and blue control crystal out of tray 55 in column 4 and place it back with the blue on top.

I never understood why people install it with red on top.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The answer really depends on which type of ion dissipator and modal reflective encabulator you are using. And at which harmonic level they are operating on, depending on your purpose.

The short answer is to replace whatever setup you're using with a Rockwell RVV-AX series Dipolic Electroid which has automatic polarity shifting built in.

[–] Brosplosion@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The only man I fold is your Dad

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

Could you show me the menu please?

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Cut the blue and white wire.

NOT the white and blue wire! For the love of God, do not cut that one.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 1 points 4 weeks ago

Uhh, Ray, they're really similar.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago

Probably something to do with a tachyon beam.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Stick your penis in the deflector. It will definitely work.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

Ah yes, the plasma erector

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 weeks ago

You have to do ketamine intramuscularly.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you tried hitting it?

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 weeks ago

Concussive Maintenance, of course

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Have you tried retracting the reciprocating dingle arm on the up-end of the cardinal grameter?