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TIL You can leagally drop your baby off at the fire station in all 50 states in c/til@lemmy.world
[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The baby or the fire station?

The WHOLE system? Do you promise? in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
How often do you think about me? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
How can I reverse the polarity of the quantum manifold deflector? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Cut the blue and white wire.

NOT the white and blue wire! For the love of God, do not cut that one.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

“One crime at a time.”

Hi Dad, I need a hug in c/dadforaminute@lemmy.world
[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I’m really sorry I was never there for you. You didn’t deserve that. You’re an incredibly special and amazing person and I’ll always regret not being there for these moments.

I’m so proud of you and how you succeeded without my support.

I want you to know that I’m here for you now and can’t wait to celebrate your successes and support you through life’s speed bumps.

Love,

Dad

Won't find what you don't try! in c/historymemes@piefed.social
[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Red kibble was the Expanse. Belter food.

What's an unscientific opinion that you firmly hold? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Negasonic Teenage Warhead is so good that they named (created) the comic book character after the song, not the other way around.

What's an unscientific opinion that you firmly hold? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“Have you ever seen a cat penis???” - Troy from Community

What's an unscientific opinion that you firmly hold? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

The Egg by Andy Weir

he definitely would... in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Elijah Did

Senate sends bill to release Epstein files to Trump in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

How has nobody mentioned the term “pocket veto” yet? He can just stick it in a drawer and never sign it. His lackeys in congress can recess within the 10-day time period (you know, Thanksgiving) and then it’s dead. They have to reintroduce the bill and go through it all over again.

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