Chef

joined 2 years ago
[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Purple stuff….

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I was so hopeful of him. I was like “this dude could go all the way.”

Then the stroke ruined him.

Brain damage causes conservatism.

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Take

Care

Of

Your

TEETH

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

It’s probably self explanatory given my education and career choices.

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Poor Hoobler…

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The baby or the fire station?

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cut the blue and white wire.

NOT the white and blue wire! For the love of God, do not cut that one.

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

“One crime at a time.”

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I’m really sorry I was never there for you. You didn’t deserve that. You’re an incredibly special and amazing person and I’ll always regret not being there for these moments.

I’m so proud of you and how you succeeded without my support.

I want you to know that I’m here for you now and can’t wait to celebrate your successes and support you through life’s speed bumps.

Love,

Dad

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Red kibble was the Expanse. Belter food.

 
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