That pizza cutter feels almost racist in this context 😆 If Luigi was named Paddy Murphy, would he have brought a potato masher instead?
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When Bureau of Prisons personnel asked to see Anderson's credentials, federal prosecutors said he showed them a Minnesota driver's license and "threw at the BOP officers numerous documents."
What does that even mean?
Anderson said he had weapons in his bag, and inside the bag was a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter, according to the criminal complaint.
I need to know what the pizza cutter was for
After breakout snack
Gotta have a celebratory pizza after the heist.
It's probably just because he's Italian
No. You dont want to know. The evils that men do with pizza cutters.
It's how you cut through the prison bars, obviously.
Bold Move! Buy the man a drink; put it on my tab.