>Danger Kitty
>friend shaped
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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It would be the most divine few seconds burrowing your face in that fluffy belly before you died.
Every time i see big cats in zoos (😢), or on TV or whatever, i think "so cute!"....
If i ever saw one in real life, i would say "awwww, kitty!!! 😍" just before being mauled to death....
Canadian cougars politely ask how you would like to be mauled.
Honestly, how can they expect you not to hug it. Just look at the ears!
You pet the ears; my face is 100% buried in that fluffy tum before I'm mauled.
That tummy is soo flufiy.
"Yes, hi, I'm not a leopard, I'm from the coalition of pumas, and what we would like to know is, since you have such a surplus of faces so that you can't possibly even eat them all, would it be possible for us to have some?"
I'm sure we can arrange to have some of them brought up here for a "recreational getaway" - I'm sure you'll find them fun to gnaw upon.
He just needs cheek scritches
I got a newish white feral kitty and that's all that's all she wants in life. That and wanton destruction. She actually got her first kill the other day.
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.
Cop 1: "This cat don't even wear shades"
Cop 2: "this cat thinks they too cool for justice. In these mean streets!"
Cat: hey guys, hey everyone, uh, it's true that I ate all the puppies on this mountain. You can get my new single on the streaming things.
Cat.