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[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Vivian Jenna Wilson looks a lot letter than her father. Seriously!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 5 hours ago

"Dude, you look like a Goblin, and you'll scare the girls. They're just little kids after all. It's hard enough to get them to cooperate with sex with fat old men, but you're downright horrifying."

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago

Such a massive loser

[–] barzaria@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The Epstein island was financed by Russia through Israel. The whole thing serves the dual purpose of blackmailing people who did not want the files released and damaging non-Russian nations when it got released. Trump is a Russian asset. Tulsi Gabbard, the Director of National Intelligence, is a Russian asset. Russia wants more authoritarian states and less liberally democratic states in the world. I assume that Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and anyone else that were in the files are also either direct assets or pawns for Russia. This wasn't a weird cult that sprang up from nowhere. This was a concerted politically motivated honeypot. The irony to me is that the red scare of the cold war resulted in anti-communist thought in America, and now that very same anti-communist thought is being used to help Russia! We should be having another red scare now about Russia.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

I think it's likely that he was freelance, and selling his information to anyone who was buying, and that was mostly Russia and Israel, but probably lots of others, too. Probably sold the same info to multiple buyers, increasing his victim's exposure.

Epstein must have been a singularly charming, charismatic guy, to be able to pull these people in. Then, at some point, he would say "I need a moment with you alone," and he takes you into a separate room, shuts the door, and says "Remember the other night, when I hooked you up with that cute little 13 year old? Check this out..." And he shows a video of the two of you, then says "I'm going to need a favor."

[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 26 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Elon, if you're reading this, there is no amount of money that can fix the mess left behind by your failed penis enlargement surgery. And, somewhere in a more impoverished part of the world, there is a man with the kind of huge hog you can never have. Never.

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 14 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I mean I think the bigger issue here is that he sent a Tesla to space when he could have become the Jesus of our times, and saved hundreds of millions of people from abject poverty and despair.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

That position of Jesus is still open to any Sociopathic Oligarch who wants it. Any takers? No?

Ah, they remember what happened to the last Jesus, got it.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

Never mind Jesus, we could have had Iron Man

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You know what's funny, though? I think about this all the time. There's thousands of "Jesus of our times" people, but we don't know any of their names, because they never became billionaires, because... well... they didn't hoard money, cause... well... they're "Jesus"

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

She's not a billionaire, though. She works 9 to 5.

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 4 points 17 hours ago

Another good one is imagining him getting smashed in a rugby maul at a high end South African school.

[–] Awajuk@piefed.social 155 points 1 day ago (7 children)

They are so f*cking disgusting 🤮 Whole US billionaire class, all 200 or so people, just plainly disgusting.

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 59 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Agreed, just gonna point out that not all (though certainly most) of them are American. Elon and Prince Andrew being good examples.

Side thought, I'd like to see the ratio of billionaires by nationality. I imagine most would be either American or Chinese, but would be interesting numbers to look at. 🤔

[–] will@piefed.zip 59 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Billionaires_by_nationality

this is much easier to visualize, I didn't think there were that many billionaires

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My country has way too many billionaires.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 points 7 minutes ago

That's a low bar to clear

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[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Elon is American granted citizenship in 2002, 24 years ago.

I make this point not for Elon, but for other naturalized citizens. Once granted citizenship you are American, that's one of the few good things I like about this country. I've lived and traveled to other countries where it doesn't matter if you became a citizen or not because the locals will always consider you not one of them.

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[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah there’s not really that many problematic influentials, I reckon no more than 1000 at best around the world. The rest are all taking orders to one degree or another.

Replaced, the planet would be substantially better off.

[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

there are over 3000 billionaires, a very manageable number for the rest of us to eat

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

As a complete off subject comment, this screenshot of musk is from when he brought a McLaren F1 hands down the greatest car ever made. Musky not only had one but didn’t insure it and would later crash it wile showing off.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

Every idiot who bought those F1s crashed them. Rowan Atkinson crashed his twice.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 19 hours ago

Why would a billionaire insure their car?

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Who would have thought the shithead pushing Ai slop that undresses women & children without consent would be a fucking pedo 🤮

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Girls, it also undresses young girls.

And apparently the grok website/app or whatever will generate explicit and/or violent videos of anyone.

So yeah. One more reason to take all of Elons money and put him in jail forever.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago

Wouldn't that fall under the children category? I'm sure it's not only limited to girls.

[–] jaennaet@sopuli.xyz 7 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

put him in jail forever.

That's not the solution with fascists, but saying the solution out loud will get you banned

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[–] some_guy 16 points 21 hours ago

What a fucking zero.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago

The hair plugs was money well spent.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago

It feels wrong to apply a term as memey as "cringe" to something as dark as the Epstein files but Elon's cringe is just so overwhelming it can't be helped.

[–] Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Making the remark regarding the diver such projection.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Tbf that was the moment I knew he was quite likely to be a pedo. What was that, a decade ago?

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Every time I see a Tesla with the fuckin, "we bought this before he went crazy," sticker I get so mad. He's been a POS the whole time I've heard about him, most people don't pay any attention I guess.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 22 hours ago

always, with these nazi types.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The smallest joy I have in this life is knowing this fuckwads true soul looks this fucking stupid

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago

“I’m asking so I can make sure I don’t go there that day, because I’ve never been there.”

[–] normanwall@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

(Girls FTW!!)

[–] yingsawng.guzom@piefed.social 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
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