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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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You have a button in front of you. It will make you and your loved ones happy forever and bring world peace, but there's a catch. It makes your legal name Rupert. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 13 hours ago by usernameusername@sh.itjust.works to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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(if its already your name thats cheating)

Do you press it?

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[–] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 0 points 33 minutes ago

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Rupert Rupertingdington The Fifth, Lord of RupertLand, and Bringer of World Rupert...my friends call me Ru.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

That's not a button rupert you dumb shit, it's a fucking monkey paw hidden under a button.

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, but I’ll go by my middle name

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Do I get a top hat and monocle?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Hi, I'm Rupert!

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 6 points 13 hours ago

I'll press it three times and be Rupert R. Rupert

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 7 points 13 hours ago

I can live with that

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

¿Can be "Ruperto"? Like, in spanish. (Alfred, Alfredo; Albert, Alberto; and so on)