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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] klymilark@herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn't know that was a mystery that needed solving, but interesting nonetheless

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That's the whole point of science - Why is this the way it is?!

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

So it’s not because of love?