this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2026
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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ugh, this guy, am I right?

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rock a do what a day has played unbidden randomly in my head since the first time I saw that movie. I rewatched it with my kids a few years ago and it is pretty much the same plot as the Elvis movie with Austin Butler. The story of Elvis' financial abuse was more commonly known than I had realized. Sad story

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I have never seen the Elvis movie, but I never realized his life and The Secret of Nimh shared many similarities.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Lol I thought it was this guy

[–] Una@europe.pub 23 points 1 month ago

Merry gooning my dear

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago

A barn for owls is an owl barn.

Is a barn for Barn Owls a Barn Owl barn or a Barn Owl owl barn?

Is a Barn Owl living in such a barn a Barn Owl barn Barn Owl or a Barn Owl owl barn Barn Owl?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If a barn owl says ANYTHING to me, I'm jorking it.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

what

do you find owls attractive

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

you.. you dont?

everyone I know enjoys a coupla hooters.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

yea, theyre cute and all, but i wouldnt start masturbating if one talked to me.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

yea, theyre cute and all, but i ~~wouldnt~~ start masturbating if one talked to me.

ftfy

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

imma jus walk away from this conversation

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Holy crap! I can talk!