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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/63247016
cross-posted from: https://thebrainbin.org/m/nottheonion@lemmy.world/t/1401572
Venice is being invaded by cannibalistic jellyfish from the Atlantic that are threatening the delicate balance of the lagoon's ecosystem.
Sorry, can you run that by me again?
I feel like I didn't hear right the first time
Just another Thursday
It’s Friday.
...shit.
... I'm curious about their vanishing anus.
both how is that relevant to the invasive species thing, and how that works? like, is it just hard to find? or does the jellyfish actually somehow not have an anus for a time?
Having a vanishing anus gives them an advantage over native creatures. Predators don’t go after it because they’re like “that thing doesn’t even have an anus”
To quote the jellyfish “all I do is kick ass and form anus-es… and I’m all out of anus-es”
It’s very intimidating