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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 59 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Best case: He has a secret family that he uses to make apple fritters for you.

Worst cast: He has a secret family to which he's funneling apple fritters, which is why you get none.

Weird case: He has a secret family of anthropomorphic apple-fritter-human hybrids he's hiding from you and your hunger.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is proof that you'll never know what you can find on the internet.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for not sharing a link to something I can't unsee.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

So help me, Brot.

[–] LapGoat@pawb.social 45 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If you're poly you can openly have a second family and someone in the polycule is bound to be a baker or cook who always makes way more than they can reasonably eat and will supply multiple branches of the polycule with treats

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes I feel if I hadn't found my husband I'd have wound up being the baker for a polycule somewhere.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's me except Im not part of a polycule. Getting ready to make some of my double chocolate cookies, only I'll replace the chocolate chips with m&ms

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Now I have an overwhelming craving for apple fritter...