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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

I clicked on this post for Chinese food reference. Am disappoint.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 15 hours ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 18 hours ago

How many dick picks does one need to take to reach 1407GB?

[–] pimpampoom@lemmy.zip 7 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Damorte@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Aw shit i didn't even know he was sick

[–] pimpampoom@lemmy.zip 5 points 16 hours ago

Sour throat from what I’ve heard?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Parody accounts of him are thriving; "we are all charlie kirk"

[–] ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 19 hours ago

What's barq?

edit uwu thanks~

[–] RAFAELRAMIREZ@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

It’s kind of funny how a simple color bar in a storage graph can turn into a whole agenda. Sometimes a graphic is just a graphic. The internet really knows how to run with a joke.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 15 hours ago

The internet really knows how to run with a joke.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 19 hours ago

Well, the most used app is kind of the whole joke.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 275 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's funny because he's dead.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago
[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 160 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

1.4tb grindr, he's enjoying hell

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But not for "using Grindr", it's for being a piece of shit.

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[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 74 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It could be worse, he could be alive

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 19 hours ago

Fair point.

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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

LOL. You know what's NOT alive and well?

Funny meme, I bet anything Kirk was closeted.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 111 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What the tits, 1.4TB?

Also UwU

[–] osanna@thebrainbin.org 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i don't think tits have anything to do with it heh

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Might be some moobs though.

[–] LycanGalen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why not both? Mits for everyone!

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 19 hours ago

Thanks, I hate it.

Take your upvote and leave.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I mean, bears are a thing.

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[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 81 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ironically going on Grindr to get some dick to suck to own the left

[–] Soulcreator@programming.dev 61 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"I totally found the new way of trolling the libs, I have sex with guys on grinder but the jokes on them because I'm not gay!"

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[–] Generica@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Q: What's something RepubliKKKan women have that Democratic women don't? A: Husband with a Grindr profile

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago

Grindr and Barq? Dude must really party.

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 19 hours ago

so its just a straight up upgrade?

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

That's fun, good for them!

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The bite comes from adding caffeine.

Source: Homebrewing

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

The bite that I am sensitive too comes from carbonic acid. Both in homebrewing and pop. CO2 packs a punch. Especially when you stick your head in the keezer to check on a leak.

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[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's gotta be fake, but it SURE IS funny!

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 19 hours ago

What gave it away?

There seems to be a nontrivial number of people who missed the joke.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I use barq!

sadly it isn't terribly effective because there's way too much friction when it comes to local interaction

two people have to like each other first before they can even say hi? that's like .. literally the opposite of how meeting people works though???????

that isn't to say that DMs should be unlocked but rather that there oughtta be a localized/proximity public channel where you can just sorta microblog to the void and others who are nearby enough to see it can comment.

i'd call that system "howling". kinda like the twilight bark from the old animated 101 Dalmatians movie ^_^

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

For anyone, like me, who has (well had, now) no idea what barq is

BARQ! - For furries, by furries A social app designed for furries, by furries, fostering community and connection.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 19 hours ago

we have that, it is called the fediverse, have you seen how many cute furries are there?

[–] wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

It probably has real good security though

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