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[–] Merva@sh.itjust.works 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Gnome saiyan?

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 17 hours ago

That is fucking awesome!

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I guess there was a time when children could walk around in the US carrying one of these without getting shot.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

They still do. Heard of Uvalde? Just strolling the school.

[–] teft@piefed.social 5 points 16 hours ago

I’m in my 40s and used to go to school with my shotgun in the truck. Hunting hours were only for a few hours after school so you were better off carrying your shotgun instead of going home for it.

Everything changed with guns in the late 90s/early 2000s. Before then as long as you weren’t a delinquent no one really cared if a kid had a gun. At least not where i grew up.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

is that a pepsi logo on the stock?

[–] bonenode@piefed.social 6 points 17 hours ago

And so the soda wars begin cocks Dr. Pepper shotgun

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 16 hours ago

Anyone remember Entertech water guns before the color changes?

[–] brap@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now that’s a sound I can get behind.

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

No silly, it's a sound that comes from behind.

[–] brap@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Depends who’s got the brap-o-matic I guess.

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My grandfather who served in Vietnam always called his M16 a "Mattel Gun". I see why now. XD

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I've heard by way of anecdote some of the connotation was strengthened by the Mattel toy guns being bought and used as training aids by individual units in stateside training. That could strengthen a baseless, but not absurd, rumor that Mattel had anything to do with the polymer on M16s.

Anyways in the movie 'The Green Berets' (1968) John Wayne smashes a Mattel gun on a tree. It isn't a good movie, but it has weirdly memorable scenes.