Opinions are like butholes. Everyone has one, and if you present yours to others, expect them to engage.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
You had a shower thought of an internet meme that has been around for like 20 years?
Way older aphorism than the internet.
Edit: The greatest generation grandparents used to say this. Perhaps much older.
Yes. I thought about it in the shower, thus shower thought
Don’t let them get your Goatse.
WRONG. Someone is WRONG on the internet and I MUST right that wrong!
;-)
But what will you do once you've taught them all the errors of their ways, and there's nothing left to correct?
I CANNOT imagine a world that isn't full of idiots. My brain cannot process what that would look like.
I don't feel I'm some super genius. I'm just some guy. I feel like I SHOULD be middle of the pack at best.
But instead, I'm somehow way higher than I have any right to be. Simply because I question everything, which sharpens my critical thinking skills. A skill most people seem to have lost over the years....
.......just as the machine wants it.
Table for Kruger, Dunning-Kruger?
Mission. Fucking. Accomplished.
Hehe
Some people are bigger opinions than others!
And some opinions are tighter, others have loosened up. Flexible minds with flexible opinions are best.
Opinions are like assholes. Every so often you just want to use lube and fuck them... Up.
Unless you swing that way ofc 🏳️🌈
Everyone has one and many of them stink.
Basically all of them except for mine
Does anyone else smell fresh cinnamon rolls?
I heard it as: everyone has one, and they all stink
cat owners know this
Cats will always show you their opinions and assholes.
Let my show you my bud hole
It's where me and my buddies hang out
They're like hearts too, in that case. See, they don't have to be negatively framed, lol.
You can't un-lick someone's opinion.