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National alert rule (mander.xyz)

submitted 10 months ago by H_is_for_hedgehog@mander.xyz to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 30 points 10 months ago

I, too, got activated today.

[-] BoiLudens@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

We expect great things from you soldier

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

I'm doing my part

[-] Evil_Opossum@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Would you like to know more?

[-] yenguardian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 10 months ago

i miss the frog

[-] H_is_for_hedgehog@mander.xyz 9 points 10 months ago

The frog is forever :)

[-] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

I miss the ugandan knuckles.

[-] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

I miss the goggles

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 10 months ago

There is weather happening. You do not need to do anything.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

ITS IN THE LIGHT

WE WILL LOOK TOGETHER

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

We actually have a test alert at noon every first Wednesday of the month (sirens only, no broadcast or GSM).
Japanese tourists freak out every time.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You all should collectively agree to scream and start to run when the sirens go off, to traumatize the tourists.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I used to be a tour guide but now I have an office job. Should have taken the opportunity, worth getting fired from the miserably paying work...

But there is a holiday in early July and it's Wednesday in 2027. !remindmebot@lemmy.world RemindMe! 1370 days "scare tourists". Or 8^th^ of May 2024 but that might be too cold for widespread international tourism. !remindmebot@lemmy.world RemindMe! 207 days "scare tourists"