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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 92 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] _1983@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

This made me laugh out loud. Cheers, mate.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Why do people listen to this clown at all. He's Maple Trump lite.

  1. On Dragon's Den, he misrepresented himself on a $3B software deal he brokered, but had no equity.

  2. Mattel lost all their investment on that deal.

  3. He setup the O'Leary fund, it underperformed vs other funds and eventually was sold off at a loss.

  4. He loses everyone around him money.

[–] MushuChupacabra@piefed.world 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't taunt Kevin, or his wife might kill you with a speedboat.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

“His wife”

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 6 points 1 day ago

~~Buckle up buckaroos!~~

Baton down the hatches mateys!

[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 23 points 1 day ago

Fuck. Kevin. O'Leary.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] Thorry@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

His eyeball pops out as I sit at a table nearby eating my spaghetti diner. And I can tell you, that's the best spaghetti I ever had.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

'My Head is Getting Squeezed'

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I'm crushing your head.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fuck that traitor piece of shit. Could not have happened to a more appropriate shit stain. So glad I never have to see his dick face on Dragon’s Den (Canadian version of Shark Tank) anymore.

I hope to never see his dick face again anywhere

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

He really sounds as if squeezing his head coudn't do much damage.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All these people that are griping are utterly clueless as to how this was set up. They all thought foreigners would be paying everything. How did their tiny brains imagine that would work?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

MAGA thought everyone would be so grateful to do business in the US, they would pay the tariffs.

O'Leary has a bachelor's degree in environmental studies and psychology from the University of Waterloo. He's one of Doug Ford's mythical basket weavers.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

And also, it's a tax on the usa consumer/buyer, not on the exporter lol.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 8 points 1 day ago

What a stupid asshole...

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago

Tattoo 'I'm a feckless idiot' on your squeezed head, you whiny cunt.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

“I got phone calls from our customers, from our lenders because we board against our line of credit, and from our shareholders that we reduce distributions on during this period waiting to settle on the tariffs,” he said.

While O'Leary is rightfully eating shit for a stupid trump-simping accelerationist take that everyone knew was garbage, I mostly want to point out how what somebody's transcription software did to his accent, because I'm a dork.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

To roughly quote Ricky Gervais: "His head is so squishable!"